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The new ugly shoe

It's hot. Plus a vibey trove of bags, clogs that are flames & more

Feb 22, 2026
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In today’s Concorde we’ve got:

  • Hot comfortable shoes of a kind we see all too rarely

  • Going “Gal Fieri” Mode and taking inspiration from everywhere, including your nightmares

  • A trove of great new & vintage bags including ones you can DIY

  • An art gallery with a fantastic array of gems relatively within reach

  • And more

Let’s get to it —

Our footwear clairvoyance here is indisputable. In 2023 here in Concorde I (Erin) predicted the return of Puma’s Y2K Speedcat. A year later they re-released that very style. Approach shoes, a la Keen Jaspers? We’ve been bigging these up since Spyplane Year One — shouting out one particularly sick specimen for those who got tired of Salomons way back in 2020 — long before their current dominance. Last March, I was ahead of the curve on the return of the sporty ballerina a.k.a. the sneaker ghillie.

Today I’m ready to salute a new crop of shoes. I’m especially excited about these because they combine elegance and panache (no less than Phoebe Philo is on board) with some podiatrist-friendly qualities.

We’re longtime proponents of swaggy orthopedic-vibed shoes, not only for their obvious comfort but for the compelling jolie-laide frisson a good pair achieves, deviating from overly constrictive standards of aerodynamic beauty.

Rarely, if ever, though, does it make sense to call shoes like this “sexy” — and these absolutely are:

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