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John Perrin's avatar

Yeah this sucks lol. I haven't seen a single thing that AI or AI "artists" have made that wouldn't be objectively better if made by a person. Not to mention that rather than pay actual artists and models for their craft they chose to do some weird generated shit that not only reduces their entire aesthetic to an algorithm but also harmed the environment at the same time. It honestly made me think about whether I want to purchase anything from J.Crew now.

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Eric Marth's avatar

Hello, bicycle nut here.

Up first, I would simply love to see real humans on real bicycles or posing on real boats in real clothes trying to approximate the vibes of those old J. Crew catalogs... instead of the slop. Not that I'm hungry for them to historically reenact their old catalogs and product lines, more that we'd be having a much more fun conversation about how they did or didn't nail it and we could critique all the real life choices that go into a project like that. Instead we're lamenting how dispiriting and lame these images are.

Physics betray the possibility this bike could be in motion. Only digital nightmare logic gets us there.

Zoom in on the tires and you'll notice they're almost bottoming out on the rims. Tires that flat would be functionally unrideable.

The crank is completely wack. The crank arms should be inline with one another, like the hour and minute hands when it's 6:00 on the dot. In the AI image the non-drive side (left) crank is at 12:00 and the drive side (right) crank is at 4:30. Non drive side pedal would be centered on the crank spindle as well, not the case here. The foot placement is even more center-of-gravity-defying.

The bicycle appears to have only a fragment of chain: just a short lateral section floating between the chainring and halfway to the cassette. Chain does not continue to wrap back around the crank. The chain is not inline with the rear axle, heading towards the nonexistent cassette.

The chainrings themselves look extremely wack and there's a Conestoga wagon wheel's worth of spindles packed in there... never seen anything like it.

I wouldn't go so hard on "identical composition," here. We have two images of non drive side profiles of a cyclist and bike in motion. The OG catalog models are doing some tricky maneuvers, rider up front has left leg fully extended, standing on the pedals, straddling the top tube, maintaining the balance of the seated passenger. All made a lot easier by the very high handlebars. Don't get me wrong, they're having a blast.

AI rider is seated in a rather convincing relaxed riding posture, though the seatpost suggests the saddle is unusually long.

Man, the fender lines on the front wheel of the AI bicycle are crazy realistic. Looks like a very human, uneven gap between the plastic fender and the tire. But then the fender itself torques and the stripe detail along the edge twists away unconvincingly, melting into cyberspace. The spokes and lacing on both wheels are very weird.

Stem and bars: This is perhaps a digital regurgitation confused by the shape of drop handlebars and a miscalculation of how stems and handlebars interface in the tangible world.

Okay, peace out. Physicists and mechanics, please delight me and let me know if there are other issues you've observed here.

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