What's AFTER FLEECE?
The NEXT go-to mid-layer, the GORPIEST country, Fibonacci Fit Math and more "unbeatable recon"
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Also?? Blackbird Spyplane is yr no. 1 source for “unbeatable mathematical epiphanies,” so the other day we fired up several Texas Instruments devices, unfurled a roll of industrial-grade graph paper — and decided to theorize a whole new kind of Fit Check…
Until now, fit checks have gone only 2 ways — “Top —> Down” or “Bottom —> Up” … And as anyone who has listened to Throwing Fits can tell u, one of these directions is incorrect, i.e. if u don’t start from the footwear, U R exhibiting Narc-like Tendencies.
“But what if another kind of Fit Check is possible??” we wondered, entering COOL integers and SURPRISING variables into DOPE formulae. We looked like the math-lady meme, except MORE SWAGGY…
After 3 minutes of intense brainpower, we had our answer, illustrated above — a NEW, MULTIDIMENSIONAL fit-check that retains an option to start “soles up” with the footwear, ACAB-style, before rising to the pants, swinging out over to the wrist, then curving back to the dome piece and down to jacket / shirt(s) and finally spiraling inward to the HUMAN SOUL. “Holy moly,” we hear you saying. “This is a paradigm-shifting fit-check technique AND if you opt to reverse it and go ‘SOUL —> OUT’ ?? U R not a police officer!!”
Exactly. It’s called the “Fibonacci Fit Check,” it can go “soles up” or “soul out,” and it relies on complex but elegant principles of natural harmony. Blackbird Spyplane has once again changed everything.
✌️⚖️🌍🌹 — Jonah & Erin
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☯ “What’s the next mid-layer warm garment to take over? i.e. what is post-fleece?” — @mattlbrnche