The New SpySlappers are HERE

+ WINTER vests + RARE ceramic GIFTS for the LOW

Earlier this week we wrote about the beautiful combination of symbolic genius, hard work, and sublime visual poetry that IS the brand new Blackbird Spyplane “SOUVENIR DROP” —

And now, as promised, the souvenirs are finally COPPABLE : )

For the last hour our Cla$$ified SpyFriends have been the only people on earth with access — but now we R flinging open the doors to all “beautiful & blessed” members of Spy Nation:

We are talking about a special lil bundle of Mach 3+ SpySlappers…