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Sauce for yr CEREBELLUM, floss for yr FLOORS

Sauce for yr CEREBELLUM, floss for yr FLOORS

Cool "DRUGGY" rugs, beautifully made ultra-rare Japanese caps, vibey cheap Swiss watches, and more unbeatable recon

Feb 10, 2022
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Ayyyy welcome to today’s CLA$$IFIED EXCLU$IVE edition of Blackbird Spyplane — a 100% reader-supported electronic-mail treasure.

If you haven’t come behind our unbeatable paywall yet, do yrself a favor, pay us basically nothing & enjoy the many delights of the Spyplane Inner Sanctum !

Spy Nation… it’s no surprise that we f**k heavy with a GREAT BASEBALL CAP…

On any given day yr likely to find me (Jonah) rocking one of our own Spy Ranch caps (union-made slappers available now in the SpyStore 🤑), or the Belgian-flax Blluemade joint I chose as my “One-Fit February Jawn-Detox Challenge” headpiece, or the Shrits bootleg Christo & Jeanne-Claude The Gates cap I wore in Tuesday’s inaugural episode of “Spyplane T.V.” … (Meanwhile in the Erin pic above she’s rocking another Shrits heater made in homage to the Central Park mandarin duck.)

Those are just 4 of the many caps we rotate ON & OFF THE CRANIUMS as needed, so please trust & believe me when I tell you:

🪄 The new CAP BRAND we’re saluting today ranks among the most INTRIGUING ELITE CAPMAKERS we’ve encountered… And I guarantee you that statistically ~ nobody knows this s**t exists!!

Also, today we’ve got:

🪄 An out-of-nowhere vibey VINTAGE-WATCH-BRAND recommendation from Paramore’s Hayley Williams, who put us on when we chopped it up for an instant-classic Blackbird Spyplane Interview the other day…
🪄 An assortment of INSPIRED, TRIPPY NEW RUGS for “swaddling yr floorboards swaggily”…
🪄 A COOL & VIBES-RICH 1980 movie about COOKING powerfully !!

Our Cla$$ified supporters make this incredible sletter possible, so thank you.

Now LET’S GET 2 IT — Jonah & Erin

So a few years ago I found myself CHILLING in Tokyo — the way a Mach 3+ jawnspotter is known to do — when I witnessed a fascinating spectacle:

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