Biker jackets are not cool

New Holy Decree just dropped

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One of the many beautiful things about Blackbird Spyplane is how magnanimous, non-judgmental and non-doctrinaire we are. This is not a “Dos and Don’ts”-type sletter. We tend to avoid absolutes and categorical declarations, because we know that when it comes to sauce, few things are tighter than ingeniously and deftly “breaking a rule.”

And yet — you can’t have sunshine without rain. So sometimes we need to pour down some hard-hitting mental precipitation, interrupting what would otherwise be “365 days a year of Spyplane Sunbeams” to risk raining on a few parades …

With a “Spyplane Holy Decree.”

In the past, we’ve decreed that, e.g., heather-gray tees are depressing, and that no-show socks are an abomination to be hidden from everyone’s eyes but your own, if not avoided altogether.

All of our decrees have been correct. Some people might disagree passionately, yet respectfully, because they are adults and at the end of the day we are all Gaia’s naive children bumbling through the void.

Today, if you are keeping it a trillion, you gotta feel us when we decree that…

👎👎👎 Biker jackets are not cool 👎👎👎