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Your private shame becomes public

Plus spicy footwear, new natty-dye shirts, a studio visit with a very sick sculptor, chill floating Chinese rappers and more

Aug 20, 2026
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Blackbird Spyplane back once again. In today’s sletter we’ve got:

  • Transfixingly sauced-out footwear for fellas & ladies unafraid to flash a subtly spicy sliver of forefoot.

  • Sick new Mephisto/Rockportish walking shoes that flash no slivers of foot whatsoever.

  • A studio visit with a very tight ceramicist & sculptor whose pieces would powerfully enviben a horizontal surface in your home.

  • Beautiful new natural-dyed shirts.

  • And more unbeatable recon!

But first —

Before I moved to California, when I still lived in NYC, I rarely drove a car and therefore had far less exposure to Granularly Bewildering Motorist Behaviors (G.B.M.B.s).

Here is a question for my car-driving Spyfriends about one such G.B.M.B. When you are headed down a two-way street and you realize you wanna be going the opposite direction, do you:

1. Hit a three-point turn partway down the block, like a chad, or

2. Continue to the next intersection and do a big sweeping U-turn there, like a weirdo?

From the Spyplane POV, answer 1. is the only acceptable option. Pulling a three-point turn has a bit of bank-job getaway esprit to it — it’s a little opportunity for some quotidian wheelman elegance. What’s more, when you do a three-pointer any pedestrian or motorist nearby can grasp what you’re up to, whereas a U-turn in an intersection is some wild-looking and confusing s--t that will have reasonable people wondering if you are a lunatic before they realize you just drive goofy.

I could see allowing carve-outs for intersection U-turns in those cases where absolutely no one is around to see. But much like no-show socks, the moment anyone else witnesses them, your private shame becomes public, you are putting consternation and anxiousness into the community, and you are in violation.


Wow —

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