Ayyyyy ! Welcome to today’s Blackbird Spyplane.

We are down to a final handful of tees and caps in our Spyplane Merch Sale, HERE — cop a treasure & enjoy before they’re gone 4ever.

— Jonah & Erin

It’s Bastille Day so, first off, peace to our revolutionaries who keep that d*mn thing ( = a guillotine) on them.

In today’s sletter we’ve got a robust array of Spyplane-certified life-improvement material, including:

• A new Brian Eno (!) approved gizmo for unlocking unlikely creative epiphanies (whose Eno approval WE are exclusively revealing)…

• A trove of slept-on inexpensive unisex colorblocked clothes …

• And a joyously dumb liberatory mindset from the mid-‘90s that we might gotta resuscitate here in “Cursed 2022” …

BUT BEFORE ANY OF THAT ?? WE’VE GOT —

Beautiful hand-made house shoes! We hear from readers all the time who want to keep their dogs swaddled swaggily at the crib and are therefore looking for “swaggy dog-swaddling technology” …

You can see the fire house-shoe options we’ve covered in the past by searching for “house shoes” in the Cla$$ified-only Master Jawn Index...

But here’s a fantastic new entry to the house-shoe game (plus more excellent home accessories):