"Uncopped Mysteries"

A TOP SECRET giveaway for a COOL steel chair + ENIGMATIC FRACTAL JAWNS + more "unbeatably elusive" recon

FIRST OFF: Thank u & congratulations to the SpyFriends who mobbed the f**k up and copped our limited-edition “Beautiful Music” tee earlier this week. Everybody’s order will be in the mail by the end of tomorrow!

Now: please present yr aura to the BBSP VIBE-SCANNER to confirm yr Top $ecret credentials & receive today’s Cla$$ified-tier intelligence…

This post is for paying subscribers