Transform UV rays into renewable swag

Spyplane Sunglasses Week, Pt. I

The Sun, a.k.a. Ra, a.k.a. Helios: If we’ve gotta choose one pagan deity to bow down before & worship, we’re picking this MF all day. Some people would go so far as to say that the sun is the condition for, caretaker to, and inevitable obliterator of all life on earth… And, when push comes to shove, who are we to disagree?

AND YET in the annals of modern heliology, jawnz enthusiasts do not receive proper credit for harvesting and channeling the sun’s powerful rays into PURE RENEWABLE SWAG via “the original solar panels” — cool sunglasses.

That all changes now, because a recurring request we’ve gotten is to do a BLACKBIRD SPYPLANE SHADES GUIDE, and as our Intel Dossier of popping sunglasses grew larger & more unruly, bursting at the seams w/ the wealth of options out there, new and vintage, we decided to roll our findings into a full-on SPYPLANE SHADES WEEK.

On Thursday we R gonna dive deep into the swaggy corners of the vintage-shades realm, where we turned up some WILD HEAT, much of it costing PEANUTS.

Today ?? We are focused on some crispy … sparkling … NEW JOINTS.

And yes, we remain a 100% reader-supported masterpiece — none of the brands below give us “affiliate” kickbacks because our ONLY AFFILIATION is with YOU, the beautiful & blessed people out there in SPY NATION!! 🙂

UPDATE: Part 2 of the Sunglasses Report is here.