Whoa — there’s a DOPE rumble underfoot that sounds like a futuristic DAFT PUNK BASS LINE … fissures are cracking the earth with a FEARSOME BEAUTY … pleasantly rare Santa-Maria-Novella-scented FUMES are swirling in the air — all of which can only mean one thing: The BBSP All-Seeing Illuminati “Recon Volcano,” a.k.a. EyjafjallaJÄWNkull, is about to blow !

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