Recon Omakase

POPPING belts, VIBEY adhesive jawns (a.k.a. bumper stickers), and more "Michelin-starred chef's table" recon

WELCOME to the exclusive multi-Michelin-starred omakase experience that IS Blackbird Spyplane…

Moshi moshi, lover!

And by the way this is intel ONLY for GOURMET SWAGGER LORDS who are firmly on their alpha s**t, a.k.a there’s zero “SOY” in *this* SAUCE, baby 😉

FIRST UP —

A couple months back, Blackbird SpyFriend Marco Martinez a.k.a. @p0cketman hit us up with a recon request. He wanted to SPICE up his whip with some GORPY bumper sticker(s) — did we know of any heat??

We sent him a couple options, then realized this was a subject worth exploring more fully with Spy Nation, because a bumper sticker is kind of like the adhesive-backed equivalent of a graphic tee … ??

Above are two HIGHLY gorpy vehicles — but the right bumper sticker can confer gorpy energy onto ANY automobile (not to mention laptop, or Nalgene, suitcase, etc.)

Here at Blackbird Spyplane we are big fans of GORPY VEHICLES, such as the 2 beauties pictured above — even as we acknowledge that there’s something oxymoronic about the concept, since the ultimate “gorpy” vehicle is not an automobile powered by fossil fuels or made by earth’s richest man but, like, a hand-carved canoe…)

The kinds of bumper stickers we gravitate to are the type that can confer blessed crunchy energies onto otherwise (relatively) unremarkable whips …

Not to mention laptops, suitcases or Nalgenes! So we did a DEEP DIVE and found some GEMS —

Whoa there is ~wEiRd StAtIc InTeRfErEnCe~ on the line ?

We also found some EXTREMELY COOL BELTS for you today but —

OK so we ran some quick diagnostics tests and here’s some amazing news: today’s Blackbird Spyplane is a ‘xclusie for our Cla$$ified-Recon Tier !

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To reiterate, today we’ve got a fantastic recon dossier for you, including intel on:

🛰️ a HOST of VIBEY bumper stickers …

🛰️ BEAUTIFUL BELTS … and, paradoxically, a reckoning with the question of “WHETHER ‘COOL BELTS’ ACTUALLY EXIST” ??

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And see you next week ! 🙏 ☮ ✌ — Jonah & Erin

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