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Austin's avatar

First date question for the ages: Have you ever driven a Honda Fit?

Thom Wong's avatar

"Motherf----- can't rhyme no more about crime no more." Best interstitial ever.

Mark Pike's avatar

Call me Ishmael. I push that white like a whale til it tips the scale.

Got the neighborhood snub-nosed. Bumps like braille.

Honda Fit with the large cargo capacity.

Candy cane interior so you know it's got a cavity.

"I can't take it," but look Mama we made it —

From Mt. Trashmore to Spyplane, upgraded.

yuuuuugh. 757 for life.

Blackbird Spyplane's avatar

😮 Holy moly - thank you

madeline's avatar

Great interview! His cherished possession is PERFECTION!

K by mollykpowers's avatar

It’s a different jingle when you hear these car keys

Ruci's avatar

It's about to be a surgical summer...

Tommy Smoot's avatar

CALL YOUR MAMA-SAN. TELL HER TOMMY SENT YOU.