Pants so good I need a "JAWN INTERVENTION"
+ home-beautification for the low + fleecy hand-GORP + and more "unbeatable recon"
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Yooo welcome to today’s CLA$$IFIED EDITION of Blackbird Spyplane.
FIRST THINGS FIRST —
We were catching up on the New York Times Magazine the other day when we read a short, beautiful, highly S…