The other day we were deciding between 1 of 2 activities — OPTION A: hike thru beautiful nature decked out in EXQUISITE GORP, or OPTION B: do some “beatable” recon ??

It turns out Blackbird Spyplane, the no. 1 source across all media for “unbeatable recon,” is medically incapable of OPTION B, so we checked out some IDYLLIC trails in an undisclosed verdan…