Blackbird Spyplane

Blackbird Spyplane

Build your beautiful vibey castle

Ceramics heat alert, sauced-out tees, and more "unbeatable recon"

Feb 16, 2023
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Welcome to Blackbird Spyplane.

Our interviews with André 3000, Nathan Fielder, Jerry Seinfeld, Lorde, Tyler, The Creator, Emily Bode, Phoebe Bridgers, Matty Matheson, John Mayer, Sandy Liang, Ebon Moss-Bachrach, The Kid Mero, Daniel Arnold, 100 gecs, Michael Stipe, Héctor Bellerín, John Wilson, Mike Mills, Ezra Koenig, Action Bronson, Mac DeMarco, Seth Rogen, Danielle Haim and more are here.

— Jonah & Erin

One of the secrets behind Blackbird Spyplane’s enormous success — perhaps the biggest reason why we have become “earth’s favorite sletter” — is that we suffer constantly from paralyzing but profound astral visitations …

We’ll just be sitting there doing some chill s**t, or walking around getting in these steps while minding our d*mn business, when suddenly we find ourselves in the grips of some powerful foreign consciousness — suspended in a chasmic state of intense receptivity that undoes the line between excruciating pain & incomprehensible ecstasy …

What is happening is that we are being spoken to by the spirits of a mystical, universal swag so elemental, so primordial, yet also so fundamentally cool that they choose us to channel their truths about sick s**t to YOU, the elite “beautiful & blessed” people of Spy Nation.

The result ?? A newsletter like today’s, which includes:

  • A clutch of unisex (a.k.a. unilaterally sexy) SHIRTS perfect for spring & summer

  • A very tight, surprisingly inspiring modern American castle

  • A masterpiece hourlong song that hits like a “sonic weighted blanket”

And to kick things off:

  • A highly slept-on shortcut to “BUSSIN’ HOME DÉCOR” that’s starting to bubble up into prominence via a couple gifted young designers and older GOATS…

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