THIS is why we're "the Patrick Rafter of Recon"

COOL new double-knee pants, SLEPT-ON vintage 🎾 jawns, RARE candles for the cribbo -- & more "hot champion" intel

What’s up!!

Today’s Blackbird Spyplane is a Cla$$ified Xclusie for the most elite “Beautiful & Blessed” members of SpyNation — we have just scanned yr retina using astral-spiritual technology …. And confirmed that you are an E.L.K.*-tier SpyFriend.

*(Extraordinary Legendary King)

FYI the pics in this sletter will look better on a desktop or if u flip yr ph…